One module per failure nobody sees.
Each one watches something the usual tools report as healthy. They share one account, the same projects and the same domains — which is what lets them tie a drop in orders to a DNS record changed the day before.
The register
All of them work today. “In progress” means they keep gaining detections every week — not that they are waiting to exist.
- SignalsYour sales dropped on Tuesday. Your certificate expired on Monday.in progress
- CronThe job that answers OK and does nothingin progress
- StatsThe business metric quietly collapsingin progress
- MailThe message that was sent and never readin progress
- SEO & LLMThe day Google and the AIs stop citing youin progress
- ErrorsThe exception that brought nothing downin progress
- UptimeThe page that answers 200 without its contentin progress
- WatchThe certificate, the domain, the DNS changing without youin progress
- ForumYour users answering each other, under your roofin progress
- AIThe agent that reported OK and did nothingin progress
- AuthYour users sign in once, with no passwordin progress
Getting started
One account opens all of them. Nothing to install, nothing to pay to try it.